"hold on let me check the news-"
My roommate’s cat tries to follow me into the shower every morning
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
Nialls that person to Zayn
when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
this is too inappropriate to not reblog
idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed.
this. is. so. hot. my. god.
omg…. holy fuck
This could be done all over my face
me as a parent
Bill Gates Leaps Over Chair
making my way down town walking fast faces pass and i’m home bound