*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
Disney’s Walking Dead
Esmeralda’s goat looks to damn happy to be in a zombie apocalypse
I LOVE THEM ALL
you guys wanna hear a joke
ok ok ok ok
how many ears does captain kirk have??
A LEFT EAR, A RIGHT EAR
AND A FINAL FRONT EAR
straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay
personal, follow back (sigo de volta) x
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
Astronaut Charles Duke visited the moon in 1972 as part of the Apollo 16 mission. He left behind a picture of himself, with his wife and two sons. He took a picture of it before he left. The photograph remains on the moon’s surface.
when he cums on ur face without warning
if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
Ten pictures that will make you love advertising
This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.