I'm so lame, it's kinda embarrassing

I have the same exact problem
May 23

I have the same exact problem

(Source: rtconfession)

chelseanaomi:

Jahar, Obama. “Dzhokhar” is basically pronounced “Jahar.”

May 23

"I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by using fear as the basic motivation. Fear of getting failing grades, fear of not staying with your class, etc. Interest can produce learning on a scale compared to fear as a nuclear explosion to a firecracker."

- Stanley Kubrick (via lolsux2beyou)

(Source: quotes-shape-us, via thecuriouscaseofthebostonbombing)

May 23
May 23

(Source: fundawear, via onlylolgifs)

Me
May 23

Me

(Source: alecziscute, via heartless)

tomato-jellyfish:

meladoodle:

this textpost glows in the dark, turn off your lights i bet you can still see it. ha just a little magic trick i learned

i feel so fucking stupid oh my god

(via condorn)

May 23
tumblino:

typette:

ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning 

oh my god

its true this is how you put on makeup
May 23

tumblino:

typette:

ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning 

oh my god

its true this is how you put on makeup

(via awkward-at-best)

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

(via awkward-at-best)

May 23

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via zackisontumblr)

May 23
May 23

(Source: rtconfession)

Me
May 23

Me

(via thatoneawkwardperson)

thatoneawkwardperson:

That moment when a girl is so turned on by you and your kiss that she can’t stand but to grind up against you even thought both of you fully clothed.
May 23

thatoneawkwardperson:

That moment when a girl is so turned on by you and your kiss that she can’t stand but to grind up against you even thought both of you fully clothed.

(via flutterbyebye)

condorn:

foshizzlet:

condorn:

condorn:

why did the girl die?

because she heard a killer joke

I’m guessing by ‘killer’ you meant ‘terribly boring my mind can’t even function anymore oh crap I’m having brain failure’

thats what i thought when i went to your blog

(via condorn)

May 23
May 23

(Source: blogdehumor, via zackisontumblr)