hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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Posted 1 day ago (originally silenthill) + 65,752 notes

moon-st0ned:

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

gossamer-galaxy:

june2734:

Disney’s Walking Dead

by Kasami-Sensei

Esmeralda’s goat looks to damn happy to be in a zombie apocalypse

I LOVE THEM ALL

Yes!

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Posted 1 day ago (originally june2734) + 127,123 notes

talkingsoup:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

axialskeleton:

you guys wanna hear a joke

ok ok ok ok 

how many ears does captain kirk have??

thREE

A LEFT EAR, A RIGHT EAR

AND A FINAL FRONT EAR

DAMN YOU

(Source: expensiveface, via dentistchicken)

chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

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Posted 1 day ago (originally chickenyaoi) + 33,582 notes

sem-ser:

personal, follow back (sigo de volta) x

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

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Posted 1 day ago (originally dekutree) + 326,390 notes

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livinglense:

Astronaut Charles Duke visited the moon in 1972 as part of the Apollo 16 mission. He left behind a picture of himself, with his wife and two sons. He took a picture of it before he left. The photograph remains on the moon’s surface.

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Posted 1 day ago (originally livinglense) + 6,213 notes

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clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

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Posted 1 day ago (originally clamjob) + 17,899 notes

poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

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Posted 1 day ago (originally poopflow) + 318,575 notes

dr-watsons-lover:

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

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Posted 1 day ago (originally iampox) + 240,539 notes

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