I'm so lame, it's kinda embarrassing

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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rlymax:

“WRONG HOLE!!!” she screamed as I pulled out from her ear

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rhymewithrachel:

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fire-is-better-than-water:

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mega—horn:

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butterbeer-forthesoul:

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are you greg

yes

hello greg

can we add another greg to the party

hello gregs

i am also greg

too many gregs

You could say it’s a…. congregation

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ibnuprofen:

what even is the point of tumblr after you hit 420 followers

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annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

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foxnewsofficial:

i live for animals doing people things 

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meladoodle:

yeah i follow on the first date ;)

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bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

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rnilkbreath:

unpopular opinion:

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